Two of my coworkers are splitting an episode this week. They delivered the first act the other day, and it was really good. But, like the asshole I am, I decided to text one of them, tell him I loved the act, ask which half was his, and then renege my compliment no matter how [...]
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Those coincidentally are my most heaviest of items. Gracias!… ”
Franco Torres said regarding Oldskool Wednesday
I usually don’t mind reading other peoples’ shit. It’s only fair given the fact that three years ago I was the guy trying desperately to get eyeballs on my work. But that policy changed once I was sent a script by this bitch named Stacy. Before I go any further, the rest of this story [...]
Apparently, I am now rich. According to the state of California, I have graduated into a new tax bracket in which I am expected to pay more taxes. But here’s the thing: I intend to pay no such taxes. Fortunately, the Golden State allows people like me to become corporations whereby they can pay less [...]