Somewhat recently, I went to the dentist for the first time in nine years. Why so long between visits? Well, partly because I was a struggling writer with crappy dental insurance (read: no dental insurance), and partly because I had a nagging pain in my jaw. The latter seems like a rational justification for a [...]
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Those coincidentally are my most heaviest of items. Gracias!… ”
Franco Torres said regarding Oldskool Wednesday
Remember “No Homo”? In an act of unabashed homophobia, rappers were saying it at the end of sentences to prevent being misconstrued as a gay person. For example: “I love you, dog. No homo.” I love this colloquialism because it is 2010; and yet, some people still feel it appropriate to be so brazenly bigoted. [...]
On Wednesdays, I’m going to post old blogs, videos, or whatever moves me at the time — hence, the baby pic. I’m hoping Oldskool Wednesday will give you people a reason to return, and keep me in the habit of posting stuff. Since I’ve recently told the “Jay breakdancing story” three times, here is the [...]
Okay, here’s the thing: I don’t have ringworm. I do train MMA religiously, whereby I swap staph infections with sweaty cage fighters as we roll around on dirty mats. Still, what I have on my neck is not ringworm. It looks like ringworm, though, doesn’t it? Well, it’s not. It’s a memento from a tryst [...]
Apparently, I am now rich. According to the state of California, I have graduated into a new tax bracket in which I am expected to pay more taxes. But here’s the thing: I intend to pay no such taxes. Fortunately, the Golden State allows people like me to become corporations whereby they can pay less [...]