YOU: What’s your name?
ME: Sawgee Rawkwell, III.
YOU: What’s your real name?
ME: Chill, son. I write for a network sitcom, so I’m not trying to put my government name on the interwebs.
YOU: That’s cool. What show do you write for?
ME: If I’m not telling you my real name, it stands to reason that I’m not going to tell you the name of my show either, right? Damn, son, can I live?
YOU: What’s the deal with your blog?
ME: I guess you could describe it as the adventures of a biracial comedy writer. And to give you people incentive to participate, that quote box posts the most recent comment alongside a picture of a different half-breed celebrity (I stole that idea from the homie BSideBlog.com).
YOU: No, I meant, “Why do you have a blog?” Are you secretly a twelve-year-old girl?
ME: Fuck you.
YOU: How do I get in contact with you?
ME: You don’t.
YOU: Not even if I want to send you pictures of my genitals?
ME: sawgee [dot] rawkwell [at] gee mail [dot] com