Two of my coworkers are splitting an episode this week. They delivered the first act the other day, and it was really good. But, like the asshole I am, I decided to text one of them, tell him I loved the act, ask which half was his, and then renege my compliment no matter how [...]
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Those coincidentally are my most heaviest of items. Gracias!… ”
Franco Torres said regarding Oldskool Wednesday
I usually don’t mind reading other peoples’ shit. It’s only fair given the fact that three years ago I was the guy trying desperately to get eyeballs on my work. But that policy changed once I was sent a script by this bitch named Stacy. Before I go any further, the rest of this story [...]
I was diamond cutting in Tahoe this weekend. What’s diamond cutting, you ask? It’s new slang for snowboarding. Get involved. Anyway, in the following video, I proceed to crush the ever-loving dogshit out of the most medium of jumps. However, watch until the end when my friend Andy is thoroughly sonned in the process of [...]